Warning re: Air Travel

THIS JUST IN!




At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to

be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while

in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule,

and a calculator.



At a morning press conference, the U.S. attorney general said he

believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.



He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.



"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," the attorney general said. "They desire

average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on

tangents in a search of absolute value.



They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have

determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval

with coordinates in every country.



As the Greek philanderer Isosceles

used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."



When asked to comment on the arrest, former President George W. Bush

said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math

instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes!!!"